What’s up today, Gayle?  I just want to know….are the cranberry chairs more comfy?  And….we all know you taped Bieber last week.  Are you trying to trick us?  So…onto the day…. 

• About Exercise and Belly Flab – ZLAP?  Freezing fat away from the stomach?  What?  They place something on your stomach that freezes the fat away.  That just doesn’t sound right.  Not painful.  Not invasive?  No…it’s doing something wrong to your body.  Don’t you think?  Don’t try it Gayle…
• About Michelle Obama live on the Today Show – This is the kind of first lady that I really look up to.  She is so eloquent….and someone that I can totally relate to.  I love that she is so real.  And YEAH…the President has given up smoking.  If he can do that, he can do anything.  That’s at least what people told me when I quit smoking years ago in college. 
• About Superbowl Refunds – Tickets to next year’s game and $2400 or Future Super Bowl ticket with round-trip airfare and hotel….sounds reasonable but not sure it’s a real deal.  Gayle talks to Andy via webcam who spent over $8,800 on tickets.   Do the options work?  I’m with him…it’s a good start but not quite there.  Recovering the money that was spent for this event….that would be a starting point.  Then, anything else is extra.  I really think that the NFL should do both.  Give the people their money back AND give them next year’s trip for free.  It’s a good starting point…let’s get it together NFL peeps.  You made lots of money….let’s make this right.
• About Mario Lopez – Kids Incorporated…Saved by the Bell….he’s been around forever!  “In the game for a very long time….and still ok,” Gayle points out.  Somebody knock on wood…we like Mario.  He’s so down to earth…and such a doting dad.  Now, his “Saved by the Baby” reality show…done with his first time father book that he’s writing.  Do you sleep, Mario?  I feel like such an underachiever…man…I need to get some coffee and start working…What about your friend, Eva Longoria?  Such a good friend….to keep it on the high note….and to not give up any info.  Gotta love him more.
• About the Super Powers Survey – Leading the list…reading minds and doing time travel.  Gayle wants to be Samantha on Bewitched…and get to LA with a crinkle of her nose.  A listener said they wanted the ability to talk sense into people. I LOVE it.  I want that super power too!  Give me that super power and then….Glenn Beck’s phone number.
• About Michelle Obama’s style – Wait…Love that dress Gayle and love the first lady’s style….from the yellow shoes this morning to the jeans on a casual day.  I wonder if she has yoga pants or sweats that she sits around in too…I wonder if she watches OWN…or surfs the internet and may read this blog…I wonder if anyone is reading this blog..hello???? Anyone????
• About the Twitter Twit – Gayle is trying to be out there, trying to be open and she gets a tweet, “Gayle, you have a fat ass booty.”  What a jerk….damn twit on twitter.  Really…as my mom always said, “if you don’t have something nice to say, then don’t say anything at all.”  Maybe Twitter needs that tagline at the top of the page….just to remind people. You think it will help?  Just remember, you need twits like him to balance out all of us wonderful people… 
• About Jeff the Doorman – I love him….and that was very brave of him.  I may never ride an elevator without wanting to tap a beat again….”it’s the gayle king show!”